The Hopeful
$49/seat/mo
For scrappy teams who still believe they'll read the docs.
- Up to 3 synergies per day
- 1 (one) dashboard that glows
- Community support via interpretive dance
- Blockchain receipts (read-only)
Pricing
Simple, honest, slightly menacing pricing.
Pick the plan that best matches you're runway. Prices shown are per seat, per month, billed bi-anually, in a currency we will reveal later.
The Disruptor
$899/seat/mo
Our most synergistic tier. Chosen by 4 out of 5 visionaries who didn't read the other tiers.
- Unlimited* synergies (*fair-use, vibe-based)
- NeuralSynergy™ Engine (beta, forever)
- Agents that talk to your other agents
- Priority support (we read the email)
- A glowing dashboard for every mood
The Singularity
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For organizations ready to replace there entire org chart with a single agent named Greg.
- Everything in Disruptor, but louder
- Dedicated account agent (also named Greg)
- On-prem, off-prem, and inter-dimensional hosting
- 99.999% uptime SLA (verbal)
- A hoodie
FAQ
Questions you'll definately have.
Can I cancel anytime?
Absolutely. "Anytime" is defined in Schedule 7-B of you're contract and refers to a 12-minute window each leap year.
Is their a free trial?
Yes. The trial is free; the offboarding is where we get you. It's very synergistic.
What happens to my data?
Your data is encrypted, minted, vibed, and lovingly fed to the NeuralSynergy™ Engine, which then sells you a feature about it.
Do you offer discounts for nonprofits?
We offer the profound discount of priceless exposure and a heartfelt thank's.
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